Transformed from mild-mannered author to terrifying BEAST-MAN!

Join X on his unbelievable journey from HUMAN to INHUMAN, from OBSCURITY to FAME, from GENTILITY to DEPRAVITY, the journey of all NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLER LIST authors.

SEE! TWO-FISTED ACTION!

SEE! SUITS BEING CUSTOM TAILORED!

SEE! FLOOZIES AND FISH-LIKE CASHIER GIRLS!

Experience THRILLS, CHILLS, and BLOOD-CURDLING TERROR!

Experience THE CRANSTON GIBBERER!

NOW! For the first time ANYWHERE!

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"In this brilliant epistolary novella, mad genius cult-writer Martin Mundt channels a Certain Famous Rhode Island Horror Author by way of Ignatius J. Reilly into a literary/sartorial adventure that (honestly)has to be read to be believed. THE CRANSTON GIBBERER is the funniest, weirdest, squirmiest, knowingest, cleverest and strangest piece of fiction I have read in years. Martin Mundt writes like no one on earth, and mankind is much the better for his efforts". - Bill Breedlove author of MOST CURIOUS

Remember the days when writers could get away with filling in dates and names with the letter X? And it was considered literary? So does Martin Mundt. Only... his X's are really a mordant Rosetta Stone to the causticly sardonic reaches of the other side. Go ahead and laugh...until you learn the horror of The Cranston Gibberer... --John Everson, author of Siren and The Pumpkin Man