Bobby Kaye's life story started and ended with an e-mail, straight from hell.

And then the monkey dung hit the fan.

We're talking blue plague monkeys, tulwar-swinging cab drivers, a ride-on mower caravan of unbridled mass consumption and a moon-infatuated eight-legged story-telling spider god going toe-to-toe-to-toe-toe with the merciless scud-spear wielding Nigerian spam genie- Prince Wakanda Wanna!

All of this is brought to you by Steve Vernon- Nova Scotia's hardest working horror writer. The creator of Long Horn, Big Shaggy: A Tale of Wild West Terror and Reanimated Buffalo.

This one's going to stick with you an awful long time.

Introduction from Tim Waggoner, with an afterword by Steve. SIGNED by Steve, Alan Clark, and Tim Waggoner.